so, i kept on finding food missing in my apartment that i knew i wasn't eating. i confronted my girlfriend, who lives with me about it and she claimed she wasn't eating it. so, i decided *i'm* going to set up a video camera and i'm going to go catch her. this is what i found... [adjusts camera and microphone]
easy diet for 50 year old woman, [floorboards creeking]
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